Um... No. My gram's not bad, but the rest of us? *shudder* (Yes, I include myself in that as I can't sing either, except in the shower. Not that shower water magically makes me sing well, I just don't care when I'm naked and have soap in my eyes.)
KUMAMA!!! YOU'RE BACK!!! I MISSED YOU!!! *glompsmoochglompsmoochglomp* *cough* Well anyways. Heehee, this one's cute and funny as always! I wonder if dwarves really do go to see a doctor when their beards aren't growing properly... that would probably make sense to them!