Tolkien owns Gloin and Oin.
Unless you mean Gloin X3
Gloin: "I love you, Brother."
Gloin: "I Love You, Brother."
Gloin: "I LOVE YOU, BROTHER."
Gloin: *rolls eyes, spins Oin around, head-butts Oin.*
Oin: "Why didn't you say so?"
Gloin: "Ugh." *raises eyes, shakes head, walks off muttering about deaf old dwarves.
Me: (in Le Epic Announcer voice) "And the Winner is... Gloin!! Well done, sir dwarf, in winning that excellent debate. What are you going to do now that you've won?"
Gloin: I'm going to Disney Land, and I'm taking my dwarves, the half-ling, Gandalf, and Kumama with me!"
Me: "Well, you heard it here first, folks. Hey, Gloin, send us back a pitcure of all of you with Snow White."
Gloin: "Who is Snow White?"
Me: "You'll see when you get there."