Tolkien owns Kili.
That was one unexpected pick up line for THAT! XD
Kili: "I used to only be into dwarf girls, till I took an arrow to the knee."
Tauriel: "We had better remove that arrow before he makes any more Skyrim jokes."
The other caption was going to be "I used to be single, then I took an arrow to the knee, Valentine." Or something along those lines~